My dad came to Seattle for a visit, see. And we took a trip to the peninsula.
And suddenly everything seemed very, very old.
... With the exception of the innumerable Twilight gift shops, posters, and signs that have swallowed the itty bitty town of Forks. Example:
Dad: Hi. I need a room with two double beds.
Lady at front desk: Absolutely. Would you like a regular room, or a Twilight room?
...
It's hard to stay bothered at a bit of commercial self-exploitation when you're standing at the most beautiful place you've ever seen in the continental United States.
Mountains are always just so right about everything.